naughty-chekov:

no mom I don’t want a boyfriend I want a kingdom

(via laughbitches)

heritance:

Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.

(via laughbitches)

some-awkward-loser:

aye-lemme-whisper-in-yo-ear:

dirtyalec:

maahamburger:

i just want boys to say cute things to me 

suck my dick

Cute Things

suck my dick in the rain

(Source: maahammy, via laughbitches)

beyoncescock:

"whats your sexuality?" "money"

(via laughbitches)